baby beard 

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

baby beard by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

Baby Beard 

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

Baby Beard by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

Beard baby by the Coventry April 27, 2010

Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

Beard Baby by lil kalki October 16, 2008

babybear 

A cute nickname for your man.

Maddie calls Marlon her babybear. ;)

babybear by MaddieLovesMarlon October 6, 2008

babybear 

adj: when something is just right, not too hot or too cold, too big or small, etc etc

"Hey you hungry?"
"Naw man, I'm babybear"

babybear by manaloh January 15, 2012

Babybear 

A name given to an amazing girl who is the sweetest person on the earth and would do anything to make sure her man is happy, by a boy who is madly in love with her.

I love you Chrystal. You are my Babybear

Babybear by inLoVewithU July 20, 2010