Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

Baby Batter by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

baby batter by Belinda November 5, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

baby batter by Al February 13, 2005

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

Baby Batter by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

Baby Batter by A Smith November 1, 2006

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

baby batter by JtothaC March 14, 2005

baby batter

sperm, semen,

She got pregnant because the condom couldn't hold back my blast of baby batter.

baby batter by Don Fuego November 13, 2003