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baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.
Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.
by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010
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red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
by quimmerman October 18, 2007
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More cheek than a baboon's arse

1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate
1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse

2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse
by McBoyd November 6, 2007
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British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA
She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..
by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015
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baboon suck

The sound a whore makes when she is sucking her ugly fat ass boyfriends dick, which sounds a whole lot like a baboon(hence baboon suck)
Did you hear heather last night? She was totally baboon sucking steven.
by charles norris June 20, 2008
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baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.
Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.
by Total Penetration June 5, 2005
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