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An overweight, Asian infant, weighing at least 10 pounds.
"Look how fat that Korean Woman's baby is!"
"He's so fat, he's a baboes!"
Baboes by blinger12 November 13, 2009
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an overweight Asian baby
must be +10 pounds at birth
instead of crying it roars
A:Look the chink just had a baboes!!
Baboes: ROAR!!!
baboes by DanielM17 November 13, 2009
an overweight Asian baby
must be +10 pounds at birth
instead of crying it roars
A:Look the chink just had a baboes!!
Baboes: ROAR!!!
Baboes by fasterplaster123 November 13, 2009
I thought my baby was normal, than i found out it was a baboes.
baboes by jangwang November 11, 2009
often confused with babies, baboes are actually geeky and talented musicians with poor grammar
those baboes really ooooooooed right then? man are they geeks

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
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