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Bella Vista Marching Band (and color guard too I guess.) One of the few high school marching bands with a Blue Devils drum major as an instructor, otherwise a decently above average music program people go to when they want to put in the effort of doing a sport, but without getting any of the recognition. The payoff? A sickass display of more trophies than games the football team lost. And if you know anything about BV football, you’ll know how much of an achievement that is.
The band might not be as good as some of the other bands, like Granite Bay (but not Antelope), but when it comes to culture, they have more than the entire continental United States. Seriously, name one other marching band that has its own Minecraft server, multiple original religions, and a ridiculous amount of instagram meme pages. Just try.
When talking to any band kid, try not to mention the word ‘bound’ or the year 2017. They don’t like to talk about 2017 due to some incidents mostly related to Antelope High School, who recently poured salt in the wounds. Bella Vista then threw shade at antelope by the use of the term ‘wonk’.

In summary, about 60 virgin high schoolers making out with metal tubes and calling it music, plus the percussion sections, which are cults.
Football player: (practicing football)
BV Band percussionist: Move aside, BV needs to get trophies on the field.
BV Band by DysfunctionalPianist December 17, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026