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Bella Vista Marching Band (and color guard too I guess.) One of the few high school marching bands with a Blue Devils drum major as an instructor, otherwise a decently above average music program people go to when they want to put in the effort of doing a sport, but without getting any of the recognition. The payoff? A sickass display of more trophies than games the football team lost. And if you know anything about BV football, you’ll know how much of an achievement that is.
The band might not be as good as some of the other bands, like Granite Bay (but not Antelope), but when it comes to culture, they have more than the entire continental United States. Seriously, name one other marching band that has its own Minecraft server, multiple original religions, and a ridiculous amount of instagram meme pages. Just try.
When talking to any band kid, try not to mention the word ‘bound’ or the year 2017. They don’t like to talk about 2017 due to some incidents mostly related to Antelope High School, who recently poured salt in the wounds. Bella Vista then threw shade at antelope by the use of the term ‘wonk’.

In summary, about 60 virgin high schoolers making out with metal tubes and calling it music, plus the percussion sections, which are cults.
Football player: (practicing football)
BV Band percussionist: Move aside, BV needs to get trophies on the field.
BV Band by DysfunctionalPianist December 17, 2019
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