buoy

Persons, typically of the female persuasion, that hang around boats, boat docks, or marinas, hoping to score with a Captain.

Shannon had a reputation for being a buoy, and had nailed at least one Double Dolphin Captain, was always listening to blues music on the dock.

by ButtRface April 21, 2015

buoy

a word that americans cannot pronounce properly.

Its pronounced BOY, not 'BOO-AY'!

by Anon. Y. Mous February 14, 2005

buoy

an ex-US Coast Guard person. Usually of the rotund variety...with a bell on their head.

"Ding-Ding"...hey is that guy a buoy or what?

by potro dobuc January 14, 2004

Buoy

A big, big mistake. Like sleepign with a fat girl.

Sleeping with Linda was a big ol' BUOY.

by Motto March 4, 2004

Buoy Bunny

Noun; A woman of ill repute who stalks a beach patrol life guard hoping to arrange a sexual rendezvous. Buoy refers to the life saving flotation device carried by the life guard. The term mirrors similar terms used for other professions ie. Badge Bunny, Holster Sniffer (police), Hose Sniffer, Hose beater (fire fighter).

"That Buoy Bunny sure is spending a lot of time chatting up the life guard"

by Jordan from Sunny Isle of Kent August 16, 2017

buoy-head

Derogatory term used to describe a know-it-all old curmudgeon. Usually over-weight and always male.

What a God damn buoy-head that guy is.

by Ima Singer September 14, 2008

buoy boggers

when munis level to a buoy then to a BUOY BOGGERS

munif quadrilateral:oh yahh its the buoy boggahs

buoy boggers:(gets inner demon on munif quadrilateral)

munif:help me boggers

by munifismydog January 2, 2023