A contraction of 'Serious Business', popularly used among the Red vs Blue forums, as well as various other ports of call around the internet.
It's main use is mocking, when someone takes the internet too seriously or takes a joke too seriously, people will often remark on how it is "srs bsns".
WWE Chris Jericho's darker, legend killing, serious form. He has infinite power and many cults among the wrestling forum's liars, hypocrites and parasites. Gets jobbed out to Cena and Mickey Rourke as well.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'