bought it

Person killed by a lethal object.

Local yokel's bought it!

by dailenth January 11, 2021

bought-it

A girl who either is/acts like/or dresses like a real hooker-broad

Damn, girl, you look like a real bought-it in those little ass boy shorts.

by lilmama007 July 12, 2006

Daddy Bought It Mobile

A small, affordable, sporty automobile. Common examples include the Mazda Miata, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Ford Mustang; in especially affluent neighborhoods, the Audi TT roadster and BMW Z3 Coupe are popular selections. The typical driver of a Daddy Bought It Mobile will be under 20 years old, female, with bleached blonde hair. As one can expect from the phrase, the driver of the car is rarely, if ever, the buyer. The buyer is the driver's father, an aging yuppie who only wants the best for his daughter (and has spoiled her completely rotten in the process). The Daddy Bought It Mobile is easily confused with the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile; the easiest way to tell the two cars apart is that the Daddy Bought It Mobile will likely have something shiny dangling from the rear-view mirror (Mardi Gras beads are the prevalent choice).

Dude, look at Stephanie driving her new Daddy Bought It Mobile. I know she's trying to look cool, but she's been a total prick ever since she got it.

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

Only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.

Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

by noitsluka August 1, 2019

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018