by RIP Nils Sjoberg November 12, 2017
by donottellmewhattodo November 24, 2021
A british pisces who is poor at acting but is dating The Taylor Swift. and who will always be known as Tswift's boyfriend.
Hey do u know Joe Alwyn can't literally act and he doesn't have any musical intelligent but he won the Grammy by producing songs?
by INTj Karen October 10, 2022
Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.
by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020
by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020
Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024