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bottle bitch 

Kick ass exclamation that can be yelled at any time or any place. Originates from a professional bowler being annoyed at his competitor for continually crinkling a plastic bottle while he tries to bowl and calling that dude a 'bottle bitch'
Bowler #1 (attempting to bowl)

Bowler #2 (excessively crinkling a water bottle)

Bowler #1: (rolls strike despite excessive plastic bottle crinkling) "Take that you bottle bitch!!!"
bottle bitch by W&W June 29, 2011
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Bottle Bitch 

A term used to reference the actions of others in vain.
*dude crinkling his bottle at a bowling tournament before the bowler rolls the ball*

Bowler (who got a strike anyways): "Take that you bottle bitch!

note: this phrase may also be used when getting back at the guy who cut you off in traffic or anytime you completely own someone.
Bottle Bitch by c5izzlinhot June 30, 2011

Bottle Bitch 

When Jason Belmonte annoys Sean Rash, by crinkling a water bottle. Despite the distraction Rash scores a strike, and torments Belmonte by calling him a Bottle Bitch
Belmonte: *Crinkles Water Bottle*
Rash: *Scores Strike*
Rash: "Take that bottle Bitch"
Bottle Bitch by bowling_king69 April 8, 2021

Coke bottle bitch 

A woman who thinks she's cute but has gigantic eyeglasses.

Also, insecure woman (who wears big glasses) who is reasonably attractive but speak poorly (behind other women's backs) so they will only pay attention to her and not other women.
'"That Coke bottle bitch" has a big mouth"
"Girl, I heard Amanda's "Coke bottle bitch" ass talkin shit about you"
Coke bottle bitch by Rusty toolbox August 29, 2022

beer bottle bitch 

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
beer bottle bitch by issys mom September 24, 2021

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.
That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

Bottle-butt Bitch 

A person that takes a load of cum in the anus and is able to hold every drop of it inside for as long as they please.
Bottle-butt Bitches are the best at anal.
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