blind ass
blind ass by Tyrell James October 31, 2004
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Blind Ass Bitch
Blind Ass Bitch by kpizzleswag February 19, 2019
Blind Ass Hoe
A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
Blind Ass Hoe by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013
Blind bitch ass
A “blind bitch” is somebody who is blind but also a bitch, or just won’t understand anything really..
Yeah you probably think you understand what this phrase means but it’s to the extreme. They are a BITCH...and have a nice ass...
Blind bitch ass is nothing like a blind bitch.
Yeah you probably think you understand what this phrase means but it’s to the extreme. They are a BITCH...and have a nice ass...
Blind bitch ass is nothing like a blind bitch.
Person1: Hey!
Person2: shut the fuck up..
Person1: wow..
Person2 walks away..and well they are blind so..you picture it.
Person1 looks at persons 2 ass.
Person1: BLIND BITCH ASS...
Person2: shut the fuck up..
Person1: wow..
Person2 walks away..and well they are blind so..you picture it.
Person1 looks at persons 2 ass.
Person1: BLIND BITCH ASS...
Blind bitch ass by Thicc angry bitch May 18, 2021
Blind 'em with ass . . .
Blind 'em with ass . . . by sunkeyeno.3 July 11, 2011
Blind Assassin
Blind Assassin by Criag July 11, 2005
bland ass nigga
bland ass nigga by papi 123456 August 30, 2017
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