BIFS

A hot girl or group of girls. Acronym for: Bitches I'd Fuck Sideways

Dude those girls over there are all BIFS.

by BIF hunter March 18, 2013

BIFS

A person that cuts into a long line and demands attention NOW, while you've been patiently waiting for over an hour.

Slang for "Because I'm Fucking Special".

That rude guy that just cut into line at the checkout must be Mr. BIFS.

by Steve Fraser August 26, 2008

biffed it

To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.

Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg.
"Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"

by Shelista February 02, 2009

biffed

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

BIF

Acronym for "Butt In Front". Usually associated with middle, to elderly women in stretchy polyester pants which, when pulled up high enough give the illusion of their ass actually being in the front. Synonym: Pumpkin Cunt

Dude, my old aunt's got a BIF so big, she can rest a Pepsi bottle on it.

by Jac February 27, 2004

biffed

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

by kj March 01, 2005

BIF

Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.

The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.

Look at the BIF on that miwlf.

by Cicero's Assassin August 30, 2007