Benus

The term given to a man's genitals when the penis is so short it resembles a third ball

"It's so stubby... I can't describe it."
"Was it benus short? Was it a benus? Huh? Huh?"

by Queen Of The Chodes November 14, 2004

Benus

Just a penis with a b

"That lad's got a big benus on him"

by niaz inamda November 25, 2018

Benus

The part of your body between your penis and your belly

"I tried to kick john in the balls but I kicked to high and hit his benus"

"He had is bathing suit so low that i could see his benus"

( see vagelly )

by BluBear November 6, 2010

Benus

When you take a photo of somebody off guard, and they look really disgusting, or really sick. resulting in double chins, lazys eyes, and mid eyes closed/ smile

Guy 1: hey, man check this photo i just uploaded on facebook.

Guy2: Oh, man. you got the Benus really bad.

by Eli123456 August 23, 2011

Benus

The largest most extremely big schlong you have ever seen

Guy: Holy fuck dude thats like the biggest benus i've seen
Dude: Yeah you're right man

by JimboJenkins12 October 2, 2021

Safe and Benus

The most iconic duo you’ll ever meet. Ones hot and tall and the other is just hot PLATONICALLY 🤩

Person one: damn Safe and Benus are so fucking hot

Person two: right the tall one is literally so gorgeous and the smurf one told me he likes arson😟

by Livelaughmitski July 17, 2021

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018