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beautiful beast

Hot or handsome guy with ugly girlfriend or wife
"Jerry's easy on the eyes, but not sure about the wife - he's a beautiful beast."
beautiful beast by pensees April 2, 2024

Beautiful Bastard 

Often a graduate in Defrancoism, a Beautiful Bastard is a title given to a friend and a member of the Defranco Nation. It does not matter whether you have been a member for seconds or even years, just as long as you have subscribed to Philip Defranco and participate in the community.
Sup, you Beautiful Bastards? My name is Philip Defranco and let's just jump into it.
Beautiful Bastard by 2StixNix January 8, 2017

Beastful 

1. The act of getting "buck wild" on someone, wether it be sexual or by any physical action.

2. Beastful are actions that exceed expectations for "normal" social behavior according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group.

3. Getting straight up nasty on a naughty girl!
Margie decided to get mean with Doug, as a result Doug went beastful on her ass...
Beastful by Dougie Wougie January 25, 2011
Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.
Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful
Beastiful by awkotaco1905 November 3, 2013

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026