Bean's Jackstalk 

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

Bean's Jackstalk by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

The Bean's list 

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

The Bean's list by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023

Jackie's green bean salad 

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

Jackie's green bean salad by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.

i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah

Acland's bean by Scarfie C September 2, 2010

Momma's Bean 

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

Momma's Bean by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.

“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.

Satan’s Bean Bag by DadKum69 March 31, 2021

Bush's Bean Tooth 

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

Bush's Bean Tooth by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011