Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.