BBMP
BBMP aka (Bruhat Bengaluru Mahanagara Palike) The Most incompetent Corporation in the entire Cosmos, which happens to operate from Bengaluru, India. This Corporation has a wonderful track of sucking dick money from all corrupt BJP & Congress politicians, while finishing none of the projects/flyovers. They love making people miserable by raising taxes (GST etc) for citizens while providing shitty service ( ex. parking tax to the building you own, so that you are forced to park on the roads in future infrastructures), fixing no potholes(unless they die), purposefully destroying well maintained roads by digging/fitting useless pipes in order to get repeated gigs. Since they are corrupt and lazy, they might ask bribes to complete any of your pre-sanctioned plans(homes etc) or might find loopholes in agreement so that they can fund their pimp politician for election money. Inspite of all the lawsuits, corruption and scams, they tend to operate pathetically like Boeing.
Ram - Bro! I have to pay 10 lakh bribe to BBMP in order to get my plans approved.
Krishna - oh no, bro these BBMP people are like leeches on your dick, macha. No escape bro.
Krishna - oh no, bro these BBMP people are like leeches on your dick, macha. No escape bro.
BBMP by Lord of Bangalore88 June 26, 2025