A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

Bartender by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

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Bartender

1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar

1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.

Bartender by what am I doing February 22, 2009

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A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

Bartender by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

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A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."

bartender by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

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