Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
by screed February 18, 2010
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a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.
Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
by Dykatami March 17, 2010
is a guy, usually by the name of Steven, who will steal and corrupt your best friend. One day your tight like always, because best friends are always and forever. Then Steven will liquor her up and feed her reese's peanut butter cups to cover up the scent so no one knows thus tainting her fullest. You can only expect your friend to be driven away and never talk to you again there on after. Even if you were friends for 14 years.
Steven is a low life big fat bastardo.
She was fine until the bastardo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her ass so now she is a guy's girl.
She was fine until the bastardo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her ass so now she is a guy's girl.
by lesbobiracial January 25, 2010
1)My parents we're just stupid teens hooking up and my momma got knocked up with me and my dad didn't want anything to do with me or my mother so that makes me a Bastardo.
2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.
2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.
by Krillin Kid February 23, 2017
by Couch monster November 11, 2003
Another name for the annoying Ex that refuses to sign important papers i. e. divorce papers. Even after being given a year to do so.
Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.
Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!
Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.
Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!
by Antik~jtheory@fk0ffdotnet December 27, 2010