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shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
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Bashed Crab 

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
Bashed Crab by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
1. To walk heavily, quickly, or defiantly.
2. To cross a lawn, usually accompanied by stepping in a frog turd.
dude, i just bashdallyed cross the lawn, and i almost missed the frog turd, but my foot jammed and i just had to step in it
bashdally by jargo March 25, 2007

bashed the back out of her 

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap
Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed
Hardcore talked shit to. Belittling to the fullest extent.
I'm sick being bashed all the time. All you do is talk shit
Bashed by Legitchick August 12, 2015
she came in with a bashed head
bashed by leila kanose November 4, 2007