The utter amazingness that is the culmination of a banana and a piece or pieces of bacon. Banana makes pancakes, fluffanutter, smoothies, etc. better and bacon makes burgers, meat loaf, salads, etc. better, so why not combine the two?
This bananacon is delicious. It's odd, the flavors don't clash or mix and yet this invention is phenomenal.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.