A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

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bagfries

The fries found at the bottom of a fast food restaurant drive through/take out bag. These fries are commonly up for grabs when multiple meals are purchased due to their lack of ownership since they are not contained in an individuals fry container. Can also be applied to onion rings and other side orders although much less common.

Johnny "Hey, lets go to the McDonalds drive through, I'm starving."
Sally " I call the bagfries!!"

bagfries by Antho May 31, 2006

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Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

Bagfucked by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

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Bagflip

(trans. v.)

bāg'flip
Modern English

1. To eviscerate any soft, zippered carrying case (i.e a back pack or purse) of its contents, fold the bag in such a fashion that it its insides are rendered its outsides, place the contents back in the case, and conclusively zipper the bag shut.

2. (noun) The act or condition of bagflipping.

STEVE: Dude, what's wrong with Chris?

ANDY: He was over on the other side of the gym getting a drink, so we totally bagflipped his jansport, broksi!

STEVE: That's hilarious!... and don't say broksi. It's so overdone.

Bagflip by Charles A. Bagflip March 29, 2010

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