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bacteria

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases
bacteria kill by the millions
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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I went out the bacteria.
by Jill and Sarah February 14, 2007
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"my dad is a bacteria
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Tiny beings that you live with.
I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...
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bacteria

tiny-celled corkscrew-spherical-rod-comma-spiral thingies that infect our bodies like a ton of bricks
you have bacteria on your hands again, don't you?
by CarkyAmsterAlt September 12, 2023
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Hey! Yeah! You know what? That MUST be it!
Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
by ausxau June 18, 2017
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