Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

babysitting

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session

yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.

by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

Babysitting

When someone holds there shot of alcohol for hours .

Fou was standing at the ale house bar for 4 hours babysitting the same shot . And on the other side of the bar Danny was holding his Tito’s and crystal light baby sitting his drink also for hours .

by Wildmaturebill69 November 10, 2018