B5 A4 

This car is a Audi/VW production car that was made from 1995-2002, A car truly for people that simply could not afford the B5 S4, unlike the B5 S4 the B5 A4 is excruciating slow, has shitty bumpers and a puny little 1.8T that also sounds like a tin can when a big turbo is strapped to it, many B5 A4 owners like to steal B5 S4 body parts and put them on their car to give the appearance of an actual Audi, leaving many poor, B5 S4 owners without side skirts, grilles and worst of them all, front bumpers. They think they are one of the elite, they are not. Do not be fooled by the B5 A4 community. Lastly If you are ever approached by one of these creatures just say the magic word and they will disappear and that word is.. “big horsepower”

“Hey mark you see that sick B5S4!?” Nah man that’s a b5 a4 with an s4 bumper you can tell by the mirrors, grille, side skirts, rear bumper, trim around windows and the awful sound of that 1.8t

“Hey billy why is that Audi so slow?” Because it’s an A4 billy

B5 A4 by The not so car guy August 31, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012