B.T. Sharpie 

Shaky man who says izzle alot. Constanly speaks yto him self, so it seems, although he is on his cellular telephone. Wishes tyo be a police officer, however may be too shaky to hold a pistol, or even a baton, or even his own cock when masturbating. Enjoys eating the female genitalia aswell, and long walks on the beach

B.T. Sharpie you are a ladies man, walking on the beach eating the pussizzle my brozizzle.

B.T. Sharpie by John Denver December 10, 2003