Fake version of the word 'btec'. Used by english speakers who aren't from the UK or don't understand the context of the word. BTEC refers to a second-rate level of academia in the UK that is sub-par compared with GCSE's and is typically undertaken by the mentally challenged.

"Pepsi is just a btech Coca-Cola" should be "Pepsi is just a btec Coca-Cola"

btech by StGeorgeL'Anglais January 24, 2021

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Btech Boy

1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko

1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"

Btech Boy by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

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Btech

A substitute for toilet paper.

As in: "we seem to have run out of toilet paper" ; "it's OK, use that Btech certificate"

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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