Börni

Börni, with his distinctive brown hair and a hint of a curve in his back, is known for his infectious sense of humor and has a 12 Inch Penis.

He is desperate to restore Germany to its former glory and hates basketball, chicken eating perople and hates also cricket merchants.

He effortlessly brings joy to any gathering, his laughter becoming a trademark. In his leisure time, Börni enjoys the simple pleasure of tobacco and is a skilled player of the Swiss card game Jass, where his strategic mind shines. Beyond his love for laughter and games, Börni is a warm-hearted individual, always ready to share a joke or lend a helping hand.

His life reflects the idea that true happiness lies in embracing one's uniqueness and cherishing meaningful connections with others.

Person 1: Look there is Börni!
Person 2: I want to fuck him so bad!!!
Person 1 : Say less, me too.

by The Tism Rizzer February 22, 2024

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Mättu Borni

He is such a sexy boy, anybody wants his 3 milimeter defeater. he knows any secret of the universe but his power comes with great disatvantage in battle. Anyone who engages in battle with Mättu Borni will most likely loose because of his mind power.

"OMG, i want him hes a Mättu Borni"

by sonny123 November 1, 2022

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Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

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