Azzfuq

Anal sex performed for the furtherance of Holy War on the West.

(A desert, somewhere in the Middle East)
Omar: Azzfuq, brother?
Yousef: Nah man: the heat ... the camel ride ... my roids ...
Omar: But what of our brothers and sisters in Palestine, in Afghanistan? What of the slaughter in Iraq?
Yousef: (sighs) Make it quick.
(Yousef eats sand.)

Azzfuq by PearlFly January 15, 2013

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azzfucking

Azzfucking is a variant on ass fucking. It refers to extremely rough anal sex. The term is often used when referring to non-consensual sex between two males. The term was coined by Jose Bonero.

Gilligan and Themoron frequently enjoyed consensual casual sex with each other. However one day, their relationship took a downward turn when Gilligan told Themoron he was too tired and had to go home and sleep, but Themoron went ahead and gave him a major azzfucking anyways.

azzfucking by profit January 3, 2009

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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