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Axzelt is a very cool guy you will meet once your life. if your lucky enough he will give you the best sloopy toppy ever if you ask nicely
Axzelt by sprooky January 24, 2023
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Axzel: a booty who steals your headphones and a kinda funny person, axzel is a hoe too
Axzel is a butthole
axzel by Lol.its.angie. February 25, 2018

Axelthorn Stonehammer 

An old school purist who favors medieval settings over futuristic settings, specifically for the Final Fantasy series.
I detest Final Fantasies past VI. The 3D graphics and futuristic settings sucque!
A shameless declaration of absence for a recurring holiday. Usually motivated by the lack of social credit, poverty and insufficient vacation days. Often the credits are said to be already spent on colleagues. The declaration may feel shitty for the stragglers. The word probably finds its origin in the Dutch language, as the Dutch verb 'axel' means shitting from a high building on friends.
Since their student time, a group of friends used to go on holiday one week each year. They found each other in jigpooping (one of them can poop the alphabet) and, for the less talented, shitting at special places, such as on an iceberg, in a fridge, and in the pocket of a pool table. During the preparations for a new holiday, suddenly one of them sends an e-mail to the others: "Guys, I'm doing an axeltje. I already went skiing with my colleagues this year. I really regret. Good luck with shitting on the most wonderful places this year."
axeltje by UrbanFreestyl June 3, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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