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Awkward Llama 

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.
Awkward Llama by jakey0boy June 18, 2010

Awkward Llama 

Putting your thumb together with your middle and ring finger, and bouncing your arm up and down while keeping your elbow stationary. Similar to awkward turtle.
Your mom asks you if you're sexually active........AWKWARD LLAMA.
Awkward Llama by Zakahora January 5, 2010

Awkward Llama-tree 

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".
Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*