awful tower 

"The Awful Tower" is the appellation most commonly used by a certain variety of Parisian anglophones to refer to that most ominous quadripedal cast iron cast-off space ship masquerading as the City's and even the Country's most famous tourist attraction.

Also known as "Ze Awful Tow(z)er"

"Where are we going to take the relatives from Ohio?" Petit Louis asked he brother Toto. "Oh, I know, let's drive them down the Champs a Sleazy, then over to the Sore Bone, and then we can finish up at the Awful Tower."

awful tower by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007

Awful Tower 

It's an Eiffel Tower but with a really fat, ugly, nasty girl.

My friend and I had an Eiffel Tower with a big ugly pig of a woman. It was awful. It was an Awful Tower.

Awful Tower by pitbullvassar November 17, 2023

Gawds Awful Towers 

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

Gawds Awful Towers 

the breeding ground for all thing sex related

bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawds Awful Towers by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019

Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

Gawd's awful towers by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021