all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters, ethel walkers, miss halls, westover, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.
by i hate having a pseudonym July 11, 2008
All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".
Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...
by asperando et perseverando April 13, 2005
A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL
by .....K.P........high as a mouthfucka April 20, 2005
A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
by tHree_GirLs March 19, 2009
by AOF MAN April 21, 2005
an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
by anonymous April 13, 2005
Avon High School of Connecticut, is a shitty cesspool composed of hardcore stoners and "activists" whos rich mommies and daddies made the mistake of letting them access the internet from a young age. They mostly whine about right wing politicians and why other faggots cant have the same opportunities that "privileged whites" do. Most people fit into 2 other groups, people who go by not bothering anyone or weed addicts that show up, go through class, and leave the building, very high.
by WXC301 November 11, 2021