The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019
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