Avery Johnson

1. n. The totally kickass sergeant from Halo and Halo 2 who literally can't be killed. A sergeant in the United Nations Space Command. Played by voice actor David Sculley. He is most commonly known as Sergeant Johnson.

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson.

Avery Johnson by BenjaminBunny March 30, 2005

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Avery Johnson

Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.

Damn I can't stand the Mavericks, but Avery Johnson is one skilled head coach.

Avery Johnson by Blazin Hazen August 6, 2006

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Avery Johnson jr

Annoying black kid who gets whatever he wants because he is rich. Worst enemy of Abrowns everywhere. Knows nothing about basketball just like his retarded father. Terrible at school and video games.

Avery Johnson jr: Abrown abrown abrown ABROWN ABROWN!!!

student: its like jaws

Abrown: Shutup avery!

Avery Johnson jr by a to z man June 6, 2011

Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

Sargent Avery Johnson by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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