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Avery Johnson 

1. n. The totally kickass sergeant from Halo and Halo 2 who literally can't be killed. A sergeant in the United Nations Space Command. Played by voice actor David Sculley. He is most commonly known as Sergeant Johnson.
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson.
Avery Johnson by BenjaminBunny March 30, 2005
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Avery Johnson 

Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.
Damn I can't stand the Mavericks, but Avery Johnson is one skilled head coach.
Avery Johnson by Blazin Hazen August 6, 2006

Avery Johnson jr 

Annoying black kid who gets whatever he wants because he is rich. Worst enemy of Abrowns everywhere. Knows nothing about basketball just like his retarded father. Terrible at school and video games.
Avery Johnson jr: Abrown abrown abrown ABROWN ABROWN!!!

student: its like jaws

Abrown: Shutup avery!

Sargent Avery Johnson 

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank
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