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When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.
Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.
by Agua Purificada April 28, 2018
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
by November 05, 2018
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