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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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