Autogeist 

A motorized vehicle under the possession of a paranormal entity

A Autogeist is a car , boat, plane or small motorized machine control by a ghost

Autogeist by Mashado May 28, 2018

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

AutoBeast 

When you're so good that there is no need to even prove anything

Man, Tom Brady is autobeast

AutoBeast by Padres August 17, 2012

AutoDeistic Satanism 

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

AutoDeistic Satanism by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011

Anti-Autodestruction 

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020

Autocest 

A new sin; the act of cloning one's self and having sexual relations with said clone

My brother had autcestual relations with his clone!

Isn't autocest a sin?

Autocest by Josh Malavenda November 5, 2018

autoguilt 

1. automatic guilt experienced in almost any situation, because of one's having been raised catholic, jewish, or some other culturally dictatorial upbringing.

2. guilt resulting from the frequent use of a friend's car.

(Note that these two meanings can coincide, namely in that the person afflicted with autoguilt type #1 will almost inevitably experience autoguilt type #2.)

1. "Being Catholic sucks: my default autoguilt setting must be around 8, whereas yours seems to be set at 0 -- no matter what shit you pull."

2. "Dude, I hate to ask, because I'm experiencing serious autoguilt, but I need to borrow your car again this weekend -- cool?"

autoguilt by flipstudio February 4, 2010