autoguilt

1. automatic guilt experienced in almost any situation, because of one's having been raised catholic, jewish, or some other culturally dictatorial upbringing.

2. guilt resulting from the frequent use of a friend's car.

(Note that these two meanings can coincide, namely in that the person afflicted with autoguilt type #1 will almost inevitably experience autoguilt type #2.)

1. "Being Catholic sucks: my default autoguilt setting must be around 8, whereas yours seems to be set at 0 -- no matter what shit you pull."

2. "Dude, I hate to ask, because I'm experiencing serious autoguilt, but I need to borrow your car again this weekend -- cool?"

autoguilt by flipstudio February 4, 2010

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Autogeist

A motorized vehicle under the possession of a paranormal entity

A Autogeist is a car , boat, plane or small motorized machine control by a ghost

Autogeist by Mashado May 28, 2018

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Autosuit

Where you have epic cool robot sex in a cool transformers suit

Bro do you have an autosuit??

Autosuit by greedystunnel October 6, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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