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autospam 

When a contact from your instant messaging account is spamming you with virus-links (mostly) when they're offline.

Happens because person's computer has a virus that automatically sends offline messages to everyone on their contact list. Links may even include parts of your email address.
- I'm so tired of Anna autospamming me.
autospam by Very Powerful Codfish January 30, 2010

Autosparasite

A writer, director, or producer who attaches themselves to a legendary creator's established fictional universe (IP) for unearned personal fame. Instead of respecting the original lore, an autosparasite uses the built-in fan base and budget to push their own narrative, destroying the original work's internal logic and alienating core fans in the process. From the Greek roots "autos" (the original self) and "parasite."
Fan A: "Why did they let that unknown showrunner rewrite the fundamental rules of the magic system in the new adaptation?"Fan B: "Because they hired a total autosparasite who cares more about their own ego than the actual books."
Autosparasite by Grimise June 24, 2026
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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