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Autistically Ambiguous 

When someone gives off hints of autism, but you and or your peers are unsure of whether or not they are truly mentally impaired.
Joey: "Hey man have you seen Omar at work? I can't tell if he's autistic or not"

Mike: "Yeah he's quite autistically ambiguous."

Autistically Hot 

A person so much hotter than the person they are dating that he or she must be autistic to want to date someone of such aesthetic inferiority.
Falicia so is much hotter than Greg she must be autistically hot

autistically waved 

When you dab a ton or once when it's not 2016, and you think it's either okay or not.
"I autistically waved at people, because I'm cool..."
"Ew, don't be my friend anymore."

Autistically Broke

Being broke despite the fact you have a high paying job
Craig “ why can’t Jessica come to lunch we just got paid”

Brian “ She’s Autistically broke

Craig “ damn she’s a mess

autistically like

When the speaker likes something with insane enthusiasm but can't think of a reason why. The feeling is usually very specific, intense, and difficult to put into normal words.

(The wording isn't supposed to be mocking autistic people, the experience itself is just widely associated with autism. Just don't use this word to be a dick)
"why do you constantly use this sound effect when editing your videos"
"i autistically like it, it's just unexplainable i find it cool as rocks"

artistically challenged

means that you suck ass at drawing.
"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"
artistically challenged by GummyBear September 21, 2004