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Austin Memmelaar 

Austin Memmelaar is a red neck, popular, total asshole. Girls only go for him bc they think he's hot and nice, until he breaks they're heart by calling them a slut. Usually has achne and is very tall with brown hair.
Person 1: "who's that over there , think they're cute"
Person 2 : "don't, that Austin Memmelaar, he'll break your heart.
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Austin Memmelaar 

I very athletic sexy beast that hauls pussy when ever he wants with his massive dick-very hot redneck
Person 1:who's austin memmelaar

Person 2:some redneck that's pulls pussy and is really cute