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austin jones 

A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.

He also has a tiny wanker.
Austin jones, has no life.
austin jones by Ihav3nolif3101 April 14, 2017

Austin jones 

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks
Austin jones by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Austin Jones 

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.
My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water
Austin Jones by cockman2 April 29, 2024

harry ben austin jones 

Lengers man who loves dark fruits 0.5% alcohol cider and looks like a HAM SANDWICH
Babes Harry Ben Austin Jones is so lengers
Ya ik babes

Austin Roy jones 

Small, not important, not very impressive, and insignificant
Austin Roy jones by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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