Aunt B's Snatch 

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.

The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.

Aunt B's Snatch by goliwag February 23, 2024