Athen Closs

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Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. He is a gay Canada boy who is in a transition to become a girl and weighs 0.1 pounds but consumes up to 100 million pounds of cock each year.

“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans boy, not to mention he’s retarded.

Athen Closs by John smoke August 28, 2021

Athen Closs

Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. Athen Closs is a gay Canadian boy who is also transitioning into becoming a girl and weighs 000.15 pounds but consumes 100 billion pounds of cock a year.

“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans retard and hypocrite”

Athen Closs by John smoke August 28, 2021

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