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Athaelstan 

Known as the first true king of England (924-934).

In the series Vikings he was the former slave of Rragnar until he became his best friend and set free. He showed great knowledge and courage during his time as a viking.

He came to his end by the hands of the jealous Loki.

In the gaming community, Athaelstan is known as (probably) the best proner and always there to get those nasty kills. He is mostly hated by the enemy becaise of his exceptional skill to become one with the environment . Mostly been seen with a pistol
That man is a true Athaelstan, always getting those prone pistol kills
Athaelstan by Pronestan April 30, 2017
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athaelstan 

Athaelstan posesses two different meanings:

1. A hacker (unfair player)

2. A camper (in Video games)
Watch out, Daykare! There is a Athaelstan in that corner!
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athelstan 

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.
Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.
athelstan by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026