1 definition by hannibalsfood

athelstan

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.

Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.

by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017