athelstan 

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.

Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.

athelstan by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017

Atherstone 

Imagine a town, take out all of the good and you are left with what geoloists know as an Atherstone.

The majority of the population is comprised of drunks, pensioners and general ASBO young-uns. A very key factor regarding to be taken into consideration, is the very small local gene pool; inbreading isn't a problem yet, but without the introduction of fresh genetics into the area uno-brows will soon be worn like a unifom.

The local economy of an Atherstone is usualy supported by three key factors. These are as follows; Public Houses (or "Pub's" as the locals refer to them) are the main source of local income. The offspill from these is usualy take-aways (Indian, Chinese or other generic foregin muck), usualy serving slop-in-a-tray (the local specialty). Finaly charity or second hard stores make up he final key economic sector, providing the peasants with whatever they need, but can't eat or drink.

Tarquin; By jove, Giles. I could use a hooker, a beer and a a large serving of shit-in-a-tray! Where would you reccomend?

Giles: Well, Tarquin. If you also have a craving for an STD and a rash the size of an Antelope, join me for a sioré in Atherstone!

Atherstone by Egon Ronay January 5, 2010

Atheisting 

V. The act of Not doing something stupid or pointless, and instead doing something useful or otherwise necessary . Usually because of Lack of Religion or interest.

Religious person: "Hey dude what are you Giving up for lent?"
Atheist: "Nothing man, I'll just be sitting around Atheisting by cleaning my house"

Atheisting by Angry_Atheist February 19, 2015

Atheisting 

The social networking and bonding activities of people organizing around atheism.

I have met so many like-minded friends through atheisting on Twitter!

Atheisting by threedotonefour May 18, 2010

Atheistian 

An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow

Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.

Atheist dude: I'm a big fan of Bill Maher. Anyone else here watch his show?

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.

Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.

Atheistian by Patbenatar January 23, 2010

Athaelstan 

Known as the first true king of England (924-934).

In the series Vikings he was the former slave of Rragnar until he became his best friend and set free. He showed great knowledge and courage during his time as a viking.

He came to his end by the hands of the jealous Loki.

In the gaming community, Athaelstan is known as (probably) the best proner and always there to get those nasty kills. He is mostly hated by the enemy becaise of his exceptional skill to become one with the environment . Mostly been seen with a pistol

That man is a true Athaelstan, always getting those prone pistol kills

Athaelstan by Pronestan April 30, 2017

athaelstan 

Athaelstan posesses two different meanings:

1. A hacker (unfair player)

2. A camper (in Video games)

Watch out, Daykare! There is a Athaelstan in that corner!

athaelstan by Athaelstanfan101 May 16, 2017