"was so close to pumping her mate, but found out she had a severe case of atchaphoria when we left the clubs and she was in the light"
Aww shit man what's that?
"It's where one of her eyes looks atcha and the other looks phoria!"
When a man wants to get a ladys attention, he yells this, thinking he is playa. When in reality, he sounds like a man yelling at a little child who he is about to rape, which would cause the mother figure to be on alert. This causes everyone trouble. Therefore, never say it because you will sound like an ignorant fool.