Astreagan 

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Astreagan by wowdsdfasdasdasdsagfdsgdfghfdh July 6, 2021

Astrovagant 

1. wandering in outer space
2. wandering amongst the stars
3. wandering amongst the celestial bodies

Barnabáš - Bowie died.
Yui - Nah man he's wandering space! An astrovagant forevermore -- watching o'er all of us! Inbringing love throughout the universe.

Astrovagant by MaxwellMurdoch October 24, 2020

austraganist 

A person who strongly dislikes, or has an aversion to, Australians while not having similar feelings for: Australia, New Zealand or New Zealanders.

"Australia sure is a beautiful country, it's a shame its full of Australians. Now the Kiwi's, on the other hand, are delightful people. If that makes me an austraganist, so be it"

austraganist by austraganist April 25, 2009

Astragalus 

An herbal supplement used to keep members of an OM team healthy before competition. When rowdy, the word is pronounced 'stragaluh.'

Astragalus boosts the immune system and may also have antiviral properties.

Hey, Karin, can we get some more Astragalus? I'll feel super healthy.

Astragalus by Prometheus Astragalus February 25, 2009

astrafantastical 

just a random fuckin word to sayy when something is fantastic.

i saw a frickin unicorn,, it was astrafantastical.!

astrafantastical by katie93 August 29, 2009

Astramaniac 

The addiction to thunder, lightning, or shocks.

I love lightning storms so I’m an Astramaniac.

Astramaniac by Smooth tunnel March 26, 2019

Astrazanicated

ASTRAZANICATED™
/as-tra-za-ni-kay-ted/
adjective · satire slang · comedy medicine

Definition:
A state of being emotionally, chemically, bureaucratically, and spiritually scrambled by a broken system until normal human logic is replaced by corporate policy language, fake concern, and spreadsheet behavior.

Meaning:
When someone has been so processed by institutions, medication culture, PR scripts, risk assessments, and “wellbeing protocols” that they stop responding like a person and start responding like a compliance department.

Example:
“Bro, he wasn’t even listening anymore — he was fully astrazanicated.”

Street Definition:
System-fried. Policy-pickled. Soul-buffering. Corporate-medicated. Human.exe has stopped responding.

Official Catchphrase:
“They don’t lie because they’re evil…
they lie because they’re ASTRAZANICATED.”

Warning Label:
May cause:
- excessive paperwork
- emotional buffering
- fake empathy voice
- spontaneous clipboard behavior
- inability to say anything real
- chronic use of the phrase “we understand your concerns”

Invented by:
Saeidovski Ghiasimovic & Cousin GPTski
Comedy Division · Discumbobulator ZZZZZZZ Unit

NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
NOT A REAL DIAGNOSIS.
100% SATIRICAL SYSTEM LANGUAGE.

ASTRAZANICATED™
/as-tra-za-ni-kay-ted/
adjective · satire slang · comedy medicine

Definition:
A state of being emotionally, chemically, bureaucratically, and spiritually scrambled by a broken system until normal human logic is replaced by corporate policy language, fake concern, and spreadsheet behavior.

Meaning:
When someone has been so processed by institutions, medication culture, PR scripts, risk assessments, and “wellbeing protocols” that they stop responding like a person and start responding like a compliance department.

Example:
“Bro, he wasn’t even listening anymore — he was fully astrazanicated.”

Street Definition:
System-fried. Policy-pickled. Soul-buffering. Corporate-medicated. Human.exe has stopped responding.

Official Catchphrase:
“They don’t lie because they’re evil…
they lie because they’re ASTRAZANICATED.”

Warning Label:
May cause:
- excessive paperwork
- emotional buffering
- fake empathy voice
- spontaneous clipboard behavior
- inability to say anything real
- chronic use of the phrase “we understand your concerns”

Invented by:
Saeidovski Ghiasimovic & Cousin GPTski
Comedy Division · Discumbobulator ZZZZZZZ Unit

NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
NOT A REAL DIAGNOSIS.
100% SATIRICAL SYSTEM LANGUAGE.

Astrazanicated by Mrmodular June 19, 2026